Just getting in trouble, one truth at a time.
I got so much to say, but none of it is any good.
So... how do you know if someone is lying to you?
If he is trying to sell you something, he is lying.
If he is a politician and he is talking, he is lying.
Or if you're female and he is looking at your boobs, he is lying.
Or if you're male and she is a stripper, she is lying.